Beer Swimwear

Always striving to bring the haute de mode of beer fashion and things uselessly beerified, today we dive into beer swimwear!

It's in season!



Beer Swimwear 2013 fashion suggestions:


Vintage macro, Bottle caps and Beerkini


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Now, let's us be honest, we boutique beer lovers wouldn't be caught dead drinking a Budweiser, for more then just fashion reasons but when it comes to vintage macro beer items, Nitch's diva senses get a little tingly, channeling 2014 swimwear trends with vintage pieces. Yeee!


Macro should be ew and never do it, but when we toss the term vintage in front of it, we get some magic happening.
Oh baby..."this Buds for you" and you will definitely be the "main attraction" at your next pool party!

Har har.

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If macro vintage isn't your route, then try just stringing together some bottle caps and putting a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model in it:

The beer used to craft this masterpiece? Dos Equis.

Stay thirsty my friends.

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What is that? More beauties in bottle caps, you say? Well here is a full photo shoot done with Heineken bottle caps. If you look closely, you can see the fine craftsmanship of the... uhh.. bikini.

When in doubt, take the suite that you have and beerifiy the crap out of it so you can impress your friends. This instrucable gives you a how to on turning any ol' swim suit into a a Beerkini! Wahhooo, tackily delicious.

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Other then that, my ladies and gentle drags, beer and swimwear goes down a dark and (more than normal) sexist route of Corona, Bingtang and Coors bikini swag (so what another give away).

Thats 2014 Summer Beer Swimwear by Nitch! Next year isn't likely to bring about anything new, but we'll keep searching to bring the newest and most exciting in all things beer and fashion!

And then there is this picture which I can't justify but wanted to share. Thank you to the girl who took this picture- I love, uh, Maui Brewing. julie-henderson-cleavage-beer

You're welcome.


XOXO